He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
