Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.