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(914): View more from New York

What are you wearing tonight?

(510): View more from California

The colors of the winddddddd

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(716): View more from New York

He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.

(585): View more from New York

Find him and marry him.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.

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(941): View more from Florida

Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.

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