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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
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