Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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