I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
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I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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