He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
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Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
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You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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