instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
How's work?
Spinning.
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Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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