I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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