I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Barsexuality is the new black.
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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