Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
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Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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