Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
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I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
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Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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