I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
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I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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