Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Come share oat with me in your robe
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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