how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
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I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
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