if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
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I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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