escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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