U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
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i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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