I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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