Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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