Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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