I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
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Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
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he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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