i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
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do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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