Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
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You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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