Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
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Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
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