I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
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Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
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She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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