dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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