her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
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Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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