I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
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I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
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My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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