I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
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You are the jesus of drinking
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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