I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
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I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
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Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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