i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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