my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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