butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
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There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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