Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
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My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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