You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
Randomize