What should our trivia night team be named?
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saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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