You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Me too!
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
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This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Just invented taco cereal.
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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