If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
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it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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