At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
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My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
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haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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