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  • 82 54
    Submitted by mayhem21 on May 19, 10 at 11:41am

    Ok when they say black people love watermelon I had no idea it meant they actually "loved" them. How does it work with the fried chicken? Drumsticks only i guess??

  • 75 49
    Submitted by hooah33 on May 19, 10 at 12:30pm

    Did it have a cock sized hole in it?

  • 70 47
    Submitted by fd1 on May 19, 10 at 7:29pm

    it probably had a cocksized hole in it ! lmfao and who said the guy who woke up stroking the melon was black ? lol

  • 67 49
    Submitted by arthurlux on May 19, 10 at 7:38pm

    So, are you gonna call the watermelon now, or wait the usual three days?

  • 73 61
    Submitted by ryno24 on May 19, 10 at 10:23am

    Omg you got the first post!!! That's so cool!!! I wish I could be first!!! Lame...fail...

  • 66 52
    Submitted by ilovedukbokix3 on May 20, 10 at 1:49am

    ROFL. xD

  • 55 51
    Submitted by fd1 on May 19, 10 at 11:28am

    hahahaa dude, I'm speechless.. that's hilarious lol

  • 53 49
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 20, 10 at 3:22am

    "Why is there a watermelon there?"\n"I'll tell you later."\n\n...I guess now we know.

  • 54 53
    Submitted by Leto on May 19, 10 at 3:10pm

    lol, Allen actually lost the Hatred Race to the dicknibbler who said "FIRST!"

  • 48 41
    Submitted by dam_good_night on May 19, 10 at 2:57pm

    Sounds like a dam good night

  • 51 64
    Submitted by holey396 on May 21, 10 at 11:57pm

    Happens to me all the time! Pfft.

  • 55 85
    Submitted by CntDwnCnty321 on May 19, 10 at 10:07am

    First. Win.