so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
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Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
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can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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