I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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