I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
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Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
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there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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