That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
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Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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