Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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