My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
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Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
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