dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
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Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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