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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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