if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
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Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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