I just saw a hot homeless man
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Pooping to opera.
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