ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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