Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
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I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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